Awesome

~~~~~ This Is Priceless !!! ~~~~~

A married couple in their early 60's was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quite, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish".

The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband".

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!! this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

the wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!!....the husband became 92 years old... :)


The moral of this story : Men who are ungrateful should always remember that fairies are FEMALE.......

True ghost Story

~~~~~Very Shocking~~~~

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Penang. Her name was Ai Ling. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boyfriend named Tony.

Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. She used to be never found without her handphone.

In fact, she also changed her network from Maxis to Digi, so that both of them can be the same network, and save on the cost. Even when Tony left overseas to finish his masters, they constantly kept in touch.

She used to spend half of the day talking with Tony. Ai Ling's family knew about their relationship. Tony was very close to Ai Ling's family as well. Just imagine their love.... Before she passed away, she told her friends "If I pass away, please burn me with my handphone" she said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people couldn't carry her body. A lot of them tried to do so, but still can't. Everybody that had tried to carry the body, the results were the same.

Eventually, they called a person know to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "This girl misses something here". Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.

He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that, they tried to carry the body. it was then moved easily and they then carried her into the van.

All of us were shocked. Ai Ling's parents did not inform Tony that Ai Ling had passed aways as they're waiting for him to come home after his graduation...

After 2 weeks, Tony returned and called Ai Ling's mom....

Tony:....."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Ai Ling that I'm coming home today, i wanna surprise her". Her mother replied......"Come home first, I wana tell you something very important".

After he came, they told him the truth about Ai Ling. Tony thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "Don't try to fool me - tell Ai Ling to come out, I have a gift for her....Please stop this nonsense".

Then they show him the original death certificate to him. they gave him proof to make him believe. Tony started to sweat. He said....."It's not true. We spoke yesterday....She still calls me". Tony was shaking.....

Suddenly, Tony's phone rang...."See...this is from Ai Ling, see this....." he showed the phone to Ai Ling's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation. It is the actual voice of Ai Ling and there is no way others could use her sim card and since it is nailed inside the grave box!!!

They were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of dead persons) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter.

He and his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered ONE reason why all this things had happen to Tony ,which really REALLY SHOCKED them...............................


DIGI "I WILL FOLLOW YOU!!!!!!!!"

Why we use English for IT

This is Hilarious

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science??

This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school. See example below:-

Hardware = barangkeras

Software = baranglembut

Joystick = batang gembira

Plug and Play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH

That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA:

Pelayan itu member pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan..

Now you know.....WHY..... huarrgghahahaha