Why we use English for IT

This is Hilarious

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science??

This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school. See example below:-

Hardware = barangkeras

Software = baranglembut

Joystick = batang gembira

Plug and Play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH

That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA:

Pelayan itu member pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan..

Now you know.....WHY..... huarrgghahahaha

Female Self-Esteem

As we grow older, women gain weight. This happens because we accumulate a lot of information in our heads.

And then, of course, we get to a point in which so much information doesn't fit in our heads. And then all of that information starts to distribute itself throughout our entire body. Now I understand it all......

I'm not Overweight!!! I'm not Fat!!! I'm Smart!!! Very Smart!!!

For all of those Great Women all over the world.....

Life should not be a trip to the tomb with the intention of reaching it with good health and an attractive and well cared for Body; it should be more like a ride on a great water slide, with a big piece of chocolate in one hand and a glass of good wine in the other, with a body totally worn out from good living, and yelling......Boy, What a Ride!!!...

Yes Sir!!! We are PERFECT!!!....

Because :

• We don't go bald.
• We have an international day and a national day too.
• We can use pink as well as blue.
• We always know our kids are ours.
• We have priority in a shipwreck.
• We don't pay the bill.
• We're the first hostages to go free.
• If we are cheated on, we're the victims.
• If we cheat, the men are the ones with the horns.
• We can sleep with a girlfriend and not be labeled as homosexuals.
• We can pay attention to several things at a time.
• The wife of a President is the First Lady, What is the husband of a female President??
• If we decide to do a man's job, we're Pioneers.
• If a man decides to do a woman's job, he's a fag.

And Last But Not Least :

We can do Everyyyyything a man does, AND WEARING HEELS.....!!!!!! :)