Female Self-Esteem

As we grow older, women gain weight. This happens because we accumulate a lot of information in our heads.

And then, of course, we get to a point in which so much information doesn't fit in our heads. And then all of that information starts to distribute itself throughout our entire body. Now I understand it all......

I'm not Overweight!!! I'm not Fat!!! I'm Smart!!! Very Smart!!!

For all of those Great Women all over the world.....

Life should not be a trip to the tomb with the intention of reaching it with good health and an attractive and well cared for Body; it should be more like a ride on a great water slide, with a big piece of chocolate in one hand and a glass of good wine in the other, with a body totally worn out from good living, and yelling......Boy, What a Ride!!!...

Yes Sir!!! We are PERFECT!!!....

Because :

• We don't go bald.
• We have an international day and a national day too.
• We can use pink as well as blue.
• We always know our kids are ours.
• We have priority in a shipwreck.
• We don't pay the bill.
• We're the first hostages to go free.
• If we are cheated on, we're the victims.
• If we cheat, the men are the ones with the horns.
• We can sleep with a girlfriend and not be labeled as homosexuals.
• We can pay attention to several things at a time.
• The wife of a President is the First Lady, What is the husband of a female President??
• If we decide to do a man's job, we're Pioneers.
• If a man decides to do a woman's job, he's a fag.

And Last But Not Least :

We can do Everyyyyything a man does, AND WEARING HEELS.....!!!!!! :)